Swole But Well-Tempered Tank – Buff Bach Sleeveless Edition

Description:

Unleash your inner Baroque beast with the Swole But Well-Tempered tank top—perfect for flexing both your muscles and your music theory knowledge. This sleeveless wonder features a ripped Johann Sebastian Bach wielding a quill like a dumbbell, with a harpsichord looming in the background.

Whether you’re practicing your fugues or your front squats, this tank keeps you cool while delivering heavyweight humor. It’s the ultimate crossover between classical genius and gym-core swagger.

Product Features:

Sleeveless design with roomy armholes for ultimate freedom of movement
Made from a breathable, lightweight cotton/poly blend
Athletic fit that flatters both musicians and meatheads
Durable screen print of Bach with defined delts and a harpsichord backdrop
Pre-shrunk fabric to keep your fit as consistent as your tuning

Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low
Do not bleach
Avoid ironing directly on the graphic
Do not dry clean

Ideal For:

Summer practice sessions
Gym workouts with a baroque soundtrack
Recitals where sleeves are optional
Music lovers who like their Bach… ripped

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	16.50	17.50	19.50	21.25	23.00	25.00	27.00
Length, in	25.25	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 9360, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean