Stonkasaurus Hoodie – Meme Rex Mode Activated

Level up your prehistoric portfolio with the Stonkasaurus Hoodie – the ultimate fusion of Jurassic power and Wall Street chaos. Featuring a sharply dressed dino with laser-focused “stonks only go up” energy, this hoodie is a fossilized flex for the modern meme investor.

Whether you're bullish, bearish, or just here for the memes, this vibrant green hoodie will keep you warm while your gains heat up. Great for meme lords, day traders, or anyone who knows the only thing older than the market… is dinosaurs.

Product Features:

• Premium cotton-poly blend for max comfort and durability

• Bold, high-resolution “Stonkasaurus” print front and center

• Vibrant green color to stand out on any trading floor (or couch)

• Classic fit with kangaroo pocket for holding snacks or diamond hands

• Unisex sizing from S to 4XL – because drip is for everyone

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

• Do not bleach or iron directly on the graphic

• HODL through the wash cycle

🦖💸 Don’t let this limited-run hoodie go extinct. Grab yours now and remind the world: Stonks. Only. Go. Up.