Heaviest Objects in the Universe – Double Bass After the Gig T-Shirt

Some say nothing outweighs a black hole… until you’ve lugged a double bass after a gig. This hilarious shirt reimagines the “heaviest objects in the universe” meme, stacking the Sun, neutron stars, and black holes against the real heavyweight champion: your trusty double bass.

Perfect for musicians, bass players, and anyone who knows the struggle of post-show instrument hauling. Printed on soft, premium cotton with bold, eye-catching graphics that bring cosmic humor down to earth.

Unisex fit for comfort and style
Durable print for long-lasting laughs
A must-have for double bassists and music lovers alike

Take the weight off your shoulders—except the bass—and grab this shirt today.

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean